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| − | '''Theresa''' (born [[May 26]], [[1986]])
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| − | Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State.
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| − | ==Fun Facts==
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| − | *Will never make out with [[Beth]] no matter how much [[John]] wants them to.
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| − | *An expert at walking.
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| − | *Never gets drunk... ever.
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| − | *Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
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| − | *Browses the web with [[Foxfire]], developed by [[Zillamo]].
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| − | *Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret
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| − | *Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st
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| − | == Lesser Known Facts ==
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| − | *Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
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| − | *She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
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| − | *Always late for class
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| − | *A horrible student
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| − | *A more horrible drug user
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| − | *She is pregnant (with [[Beth]]'s baby)
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| − | *She likes to meet people at the corner
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| − | *Injures herself often (by accident)
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| − | *Supports the one month limit
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | *"Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
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| − | *"Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults)
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